胖编怪谈：网友最搞笑起床语录，送给起床困难户
<div><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/4e750002ef9dcf4c0d8b" width="475" height="394" alt="网友最搞笑起床语录，送给起床困难户" inline="0"></p><p>1，我用了洪荒之力可是还是起不了床。<br></p><p>2，又到起床靠毅力，洗澡靠勇气的季节了。</p><p>3，起床应该是自然苏醒，闭着眼睛感受周围，或是阳光明媚有鸟儿叫，或是阴霾清冷雨打窗檐。还困就再小睡会，也可以散漫的想些事。扭几个全新的睡姿，伸个懒腰打个哈欠。又或是看看手机听听歌，和枕边人说说笑笑，愉快的下床。而不是：闹钟一响就惊慌的从被窝里弹起来，身体那么快，灵魂还措手不及的躺在那里，这叫诈尸。</p><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/4e7200034cf7df56554d" width="300" height="211" alt="网友最搞笑起床语录，送给起床困难户" inline="0"></p><p>4，冬天能在8点之前起床的都是被生活所迫的人。<br></p><p>5，每次早上醒来来知道晚上要早点睡。</p><p>6，看时间不是为了起床，而是为了看还能睡多久。</p><p><img src="http://p1.pstatp.com/large/4e750002efd5478ce2c6" width="424" height="243" alt="网友最搞笑起床语录，送给起床困难户" inline="0"></p><p>7，本次起床共用了22分钟，您已击败了全国55%的学生，寝室另外两人本次起床失败，正在重起。<br></p><p>8，每一个闹钟旁边都有一个不想起床的懒虫。</p><p>9，每天早上起床之前都要看一遍“福布斯”富豪排行榜，如果上面没有我得名字，我就起床去上班。</p><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/4e740003376bd1bf14f6" width="360" height="360" alt="网友最搞笑起床语录，送给起床困难户" inline="0"></p><p>10，在家每天必挨骂的四句：早上不起床，起床就上网，吃饭喊不应，晚上不睡觉。</p><p>11，每天早上一起床，就有一股想睡午觉的冲动。</p><p>12，大清早老娘跑到我房间吼了一声，外面有个姑娘找我。。。于是我赶紧穿上衣服，越想越不对。这是最新版的叫人起床！</p><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/4e760002eaa13fbb26c6" width="600" height="466" alt="网友最搞笑起床语录，送给起床困难户" inline="0"></p></div>',
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